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Cooking Demotivational Poster


WINE -


TAGS: cooking wine humor
Rating: 4.87/5

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koag - April 19, 2013, 4:05 pm
I love the quote too but it's from WC Fields not Julia Child
Sho - March 21, 2012, 11:32 pm
Love the picture theme. 5L
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 10:51 pm

Had I had the slightest inkling it came from Julia, I would have~~It's something I've said for years.
Iconoclast - March 21, 2012, 10:34 pm
I love the quote, but you should have identified it as from Julia Child. 5L & favorite, anyway.


WELCOME HOME HONEY - I cooked dinner .. but I did have slight problem with the oven




THE WIFE - Obviously I didn't marry her for her cooking skills !


TAGS: wife cooking skills marry
Rating: 3.46/5

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WestTexRedneck - September 2, 2011, 12:06 am
shes not allowed in the cave anymore


MARTHA STEWART SHOW -


TAGS: cooking with snoop
Rating: 4.64/5

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spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:37 pm
Had to be chocolate, but MS got a deal on the ingredients.
Airman - June 22, 2011, 11:39 am
i figured you'd like this one Cap'n
CaptainBaked - June 22, 2011, 4:39 am
Buhahaha!


CATERING FOR THE THIN! -


TAGS: meat food vegetarian cooking
Rating: 4.85/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 3:36 pm
Haha! That's what I've said, too. 5 cuts of prime steak!
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 11:17 am
lmao! My Sentiments exactly! 5L
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 9:04 am

two back to back "cofee shot through my nose"....wow. another solid one dude!!!
ICEMAN - January 8, 2011, 10:46 pm
Dayamn, you made me chuckle. 5
AdmiralAckbar - January 8, 2011, 10:16 pm
Vegetarians are not as stringy when prepared properly.


COOKING WITH CLEAVAGE - at least that's what her show SHOULD be called!




MEATBALLS - How do you prefer yours? Italian o Polish?


TAGS: food cooking
Rating: 4.3/5

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calichi - February 9, 2011, 11:17 pm
let's try the mexican style
Anonymous2 - February 8, 2011, 1:33 am
I prefer mine covered with sauce. I hear she's got a great glaze.
culos - February 7, 2011, 8:55 am
Depends on my location, I'll be in Poland for the next couple of days, so....
steph1 - February 7, 2011, 6:07 am
neither - i prefer tickled


HARD WORK = CUTER WIFE -


TAGS: work cute cooking cleaning dusting wife
Rating: 4.6/5

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thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 7:32 pm
I gotta try them things.


INSTRUCTIONS -




THE GALLOPING GOURMET -




CAKE -


TAGS: family cooking humor
Rating: 4.93/5

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lgvernon - July 9, 2013, 9:51 pm

Thanks, Sho!~~
Sho - July 9, 2013, 9:50 pm
5/F


THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: malt giblets cooking
Rating: 2.86/5

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Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 9:35 am
lol Scorpion, always on the lookout for 'neathage.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 9:34 am
A five out of five for fighting the good fight, brother.
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2009, 9:34 am
Or a really short cut-off T-Shirt
culos - November 26, 2009, 9:25 am
Preferably not, a French maids apron would suffice.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 9:25 am
No.
thatonechick - November 26, 2009, 9:14 am
I wear a bra when I cook. Should I not?


COOKING - Sometimes we do get desperate. Will mac and cheese do?


TAGS: cooking
Rating: 2.36/5

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NO MEAT - No spoon. Sorry.




BEHIND-SIGHT -




A MAN'S COOKING ABILITY -


TAGS: stfu man cooking ability pie motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.66/5

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BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 6:23 pm
XD..5 Poodles


BACON - Is the coolest thing about this picture


TAGS: bacon loser cooking
Rating: 2.36/5

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fascistfrenchman - May 26, 2010, 7:12 am
It's not particularly witty, is it?


COOKING - That is real hard to swallow.


TAGS: what a load of bad cooking
Rating: 2.22/5

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rerun - June 19, 2010, 8:06 pm

The wife....something taste familiar.


non-stick cookware -


TAGS: non stick cookware cooking frying eggs
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 19, 2013, 10:41 pm
This is true. I tried ever so much to educate people about this when I worked at a Farberware store. It was mostly women who genuinely believed it, the men were the ones who didn't believe it one bit. I prefer cast iron.
Cannabal - October 19, 2013, 8:56 pm
Bull5hit, there is no such thing as "non-stick cookware." You still have to put a cup of oil in in 'em.


Once Upon A Time -




LIFE REQUIRES MONEY! -




Everything tastes better when .. -


TAGS: cooking horror
Rating: 4.14/5

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Pikeman - June 5, 2013, 2:40 am
@thecrotchetyoldcynic Good he was wrong. It Tastes like pork.
getuppunk - June 3, 2013, 3:11 pm
lol
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 3, 2013, 1:02 pm
Someone said human flesh tastes like chicken.... then I unfriended him on Facebook.


Prep time -


TAGS: cooking cutie cremates cookies humor
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - January 30, 2017, 11:05 pm
Not a blonde?
concern3 - January 16, 2017, 6:07 pm
Funny, UP yours


Honey, this casserole tastes a little tangy... -


TAGS: insecticide cooking spray
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 5, 2016, 10:40 am
How to commit murder and get away with it chuckle.chuckle...^!
JesusWept - December 5, 2016, 8:23 am
LOL real good! ^^^^^Up


Office politics -


TAGS: cooking bilbo gollum break room fun
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

concern3 - January 26, 2016, 10:11 am
You nailed it a 5er
mizzdizz - January 26, 2016, 8:20 am
Waaaaay too true! LUV it Space! 5L!
Greeny - January 25, 2016, 10:41 pm
hahahahaha


BE FIRE SAFE -


TAGS: cooking danger fire
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - July 24, 2016, 2:28 pm

Mmm-hmm that charcoaly goodness.
JesusWept - July 23, 2016, 1:28 pm
I gotta try that. ^^^^^Up


BUMSICLE -


TAGS: frozen homeless cooking snow neglect
Rating: 5/5

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Zeul - January 10, 2017, 7:01 pm
Wait a minute ... I resemble that picture this time of year!?!?


Vinaigrette -




Cooking Tips -




HEAVEN'S KITCHEN - Mind if I whip up another batch of icing?




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